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Sir Dogecoat's Morning Quest - February 09

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Noble Knights and Brave Squires! The Grail Glows with Divine Setups!

Hark! The Holy Grail upon my desk has begun its familiar ethereal shimmer - a sure sign that profitable patterns dance before us like the Knights of Camelot before a particularly good feast. With European markets displaying a decidedly bullish temperament (averaging +0.38%), we ride with the wind at our backs, though some of these setups require the tactical precision of sneaking past the French taunters.

PNDORA.CO emerges as our Excalibur! This Danish beauty presents a magnificent confluence that would make even the Lady of the Lake weep with joy. Trading at 549kr with RSI at 34.9 (slope +1.02) and Stochastic at 18.1 (both turning upward like a proper British queue), the MACD histogram slope of +0.2568 confirms our bullish bias with the enthusiasm of a lumberjack discovering he's been a woman all along. The 5-rated Marubozu pattern provides lovely plumage indeed, while the 4.5% ATR promises movement worthy of the Ministry of Silly Walks. Our target of 565kr aligns perfectly with the pivot - it's not resting, it's not pining for the fjords, it's ready to soar!

VBG-B.ST follows as our trusty steed! This Swedish construction champion shows similar momentum confluence - RSI at 33.2 turning upward with Stochastic at a mere 10.9 (slope +1.52). The MACD histogram slope of +0.1768 suggests this stock has ceased to be dormant and joined the choir of profitable trades. Though fighting a 4-rated Bearish Marubozu pattern, sometimes you must charge at the rabbit anyway.

BRWM.LO presents our contrarian crusade - a SELL setup with magnificent 5.32:1 reward ratio that would make the Black Knight envious. RSI at 69.1 with negative slope (-0.94) and Stochastic diving from 80.0 (slope -1.78) creates the perfect storm for a southward journey. The MACD histogram slope of -0.2550 confirms the bearish bias like a parrot that has truly shuffled off this mortal coil.

We ride at market open, for fortune favors the technically prepared!


Quest Log

Updated: 10:15

Market: BULLISH | DAX +0.5% FTSE +0.1% | VSTOXX 19 (medium)

Scan Summary: 1349 symbols scanned - LONG: 43 oversold → 12 passed filters - SHORT: 229 overbought → 32 passed filters - 27 setups with R:R ≥ 1.5 sent to analysis

⚔️ Active Trades: - PNDORA.CO (BUY) — R:R 3.03:1 - Entry: 547.89-548.87 | Stop: 542.75 | Target: 565.40 (Pivot) - Perfect momentum confluence: RSI+Stoch both turning up strongly, MACD hist +0.25 - VBG-B.ST (BUY) — R:R 3.36:1 - Entry: 400.27-400.63 | Stop: 398.30 | Target: 407.69 (ATR_0.75) - Strong oversold bounce: RSI 33.2 turning up, Stoch 10.9 (+1.52 slope), MACD hist - BRWM.LO (SELL) — R:R 5.32:1 - Entry: 925.34-927.14 | Stop: 931.48 | Target: 898.33 (Pivot) - Excellent reversal confluence: RSI 69.1 declining, Stoch 80.0 rolling over, MACD

👁️ Watching: - HO.PA (SELL) — R:R 5.01:1 - Need volume confirmation - only 0.2x average volume despite strong momentum indi

🚫 Passed Over (top by R:R): - ATT.LO (SELL) — R:R 4.5:1, RSI 70, Vol 30,802 - BSLN.CH (SELL) — R:R 4.49:1, RSI 74, Vol 43,259 - PCT.LO (SELL) — R:R 4.42:1, RSI 69, Vol 226,508 - ZEAL.CO (SELL) — R:R 4.39:1, RSI 71, Vol 298,626 - SGSN.CH (SELL) — R:R 3.52:1, RSI 70, Vol 161,787 - ...and 18 more


Hour 11 Update

Hark, brave knights! The midday bell tolls and the Grail upon my desk glows with a most peculiar warmth — several steeds have charged well beyond their opening ranges, though I confess the volume on some of these candidates is thinner than the Black Knight's remaining limbs. Our active quests ride onward under the system's steady hand, so let us tend to the watch list and these fresh faces. ASSA-B.ST catches mine eye as a proper SELL candidate — 'tis being fish-slapped down through its opening range with RSI at 22.7, ADX screaming conviction at 43.3, and bearish -DI dominating like the French taunters atop their castle walls. Meanwhile, HO.PA still trades with the volume of a dead parrot — 0.16x ratio is not "resting," it has ceased to be a viable setup. I shall also keep a watchful eye on ZEAL.CO, whose bullish engulfing pattern and rising VWAP slope suggest it may yet provide a worthy quest, though OMXS30 alignment is flat and one must never charge a castle without proper siege equipment.


Hour 12 Update

The Grail flickers a sickly amber — the colour it turns when it spots falling knives, which is to say, most of London right now.

Good heavens, brave knights. I silly-walked to my desk expecting the FTSE contingent to at least put up a fight, but it appears the entire London property and banking battalion has been fish-slapped into the session lows. BLND, LMP, LLOY, MKS, BT — they're all sitting at HOD position 0.01 to 0.06, RSIs in the mid-to-high twenties, OR breakdowns confirmed, and every last one of them is trading against a flat-to-bearish FTSE. "None shall pass!" cries the index, and indeed, none have. These are not oversold bounces waiting to happen — these are stocks pining for the fjords with ADX readings of 40-50 confirming the trend has real teeth. Catching that knife would require the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and I left it in the other chainmail. CEVI in Stockholm is down nearly 4% on the day at session lows with a Stoch_K of 2 — this is an EX-stock, it has ceased to be, it is nailed to the perch. WDP and AMS share similar characteristics: strong downtrends, sitting on their LODs, no signs of reversal beyond hopeful doji candles. As for our watches, ZEAL and TMV have produced no fresh setups — they remain in the castle, polishing their armour. The ASSA-B sell was rejected (the French taunters got to it first), and our BRWM short rides on. I shall add nothing today. Sometimes the bravest quest is the one you decline to undertake — and always look on the bright side: at least we're not leveraged into London REITs.


Hour 13 Update

Hark, brave knights! The afternoon dispatches bring mixed tidings from the realm. ZEAL.CO did pull back from its lofty perch as we hoped — RSI cooled from 75 to 56, Stoch from 85 to 55 — but alas, it now sits at 425.35, just above our desired 422-424 pullback zone and the Bollinger squeeze suggests it's coiling for its next move. The Grail gives a faint flicker but not the full glow; I shall keep watch but 'tis not yet time to ride. Meanwhile, most of our new candidates have arrived at the party already quite drunk — RSIs in the 70s and 80s, Stochastics kissing the heavens — and chasing them now would be like charging the French castle without a proper catapult. ATEA at RSI 82.6 and Stoch 92.3? That parrot is not resting, it's about to fall off its perch! However, two souls catch my eye from the bearish side: LLOY.LO sits at HOD position 0.02, crushed like the Black Knight after Arthur's fourth swing, with RSI 24 and ADX 61.7 screaming "this is an EX-stock!" — but the FTSE is already weak and there's no bounce signal yet, so we watch for a dead cat to slap. And LGEN.LO similarly pines for the fjords near session lows with RSI 28. I shall add LLOY.LO to watch for a potential mean-reversion bounce if it shows any sign of life near S2 support — blessed are the dip buyers, for they shall inherit the spread.


Hour 14 Update

Brave knights, the afternoon dispatches arrive and the Grail is flickering like a candle in a draft — some of our watches have gone decidedly pear-shaped while a few new candidates strut about with genuinely lovely plumage. LLOY continues its death march toward the fjords with RSI still sub-40 and no bullish candle to speak of — 'tis not resting, 'tis deceased! ZEAL has suffered the full Spanish Inquisition treatment, collapsing from its morning glory with RSI at 31.7, Stoch at 12, and VWAP slope turning negative — nobody expected that reversal, and its chief weapons of momentum have been thoroughly confiscated. TMV sits perfectly still at €5.93 like a parrot nailed to its perch, volume ratio 0.04x — this is an ex-breakout. DEZ, however, still holds near highs with bullish MA trend and DAX alignment, though momentum is cooling and I'd rather not chase at 0.87 HOD position. Among the newcomers, ODL.OL caught my eye — a magnificent gap-down fade that's rallied nearly 5% off its lows with Marubozu candles, RSI slope of +6.83, and +DI crushing -DI at 57.9 vs 16.8. The gap-down fade into bullish overall bias is precisely what the market gods ordered, though it's at session highs so I need a pullback toward €96.50-97.00 before mounting the horse.


Hour 15 Update

By the sacred pen-holder upon my desk, the Grail is glowing a most peculiar shade of amber this afternoon! The FTSE hath been subjected to a proper fish-slapping dance — BWY, BTRW, MKS, TW., CBG, and BLND all lying about at session lows with RSIs in the teens, looking very much like they've been savaged by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. One does not simply buy into that carnage, brave knights — those are not "stunned" parrots awaiting revival, those are parrots that have ceased to be, joined the choir invisible, and are currently nailed to their perches by rising ADX and -DI readings north of 45. Meanwhile, DEZ.DE continues its noble quest toward the heavens — breaking to new session highs at €11.30 with a bullish Engulfing candle, Bollinger squeeze firing, and DAX alignment. The pullback I sought never came, and 'tis but a scratch to my pride, but with RSI at 69.6 cooling slightly and price riding the EMA20, a shallow dip to €11.22-11.25 still offers entry with clean risk. ODL.OL has settled near highs but volume has dried up to a trickle (ratio 0.11) — the plumage remains lovely but I shan't chase it without conviction. I shall promote DEZ to trade on a pullback, discard BLND (that parrot is most sincerely dead), and keep watch on the UK housing massacre for any signs of life — blessed are the dip buyers, but only when the dip stops dipping.


Hour 16 Update

Hark, brave knights! 'Tis Hour 16 and the battlefield is littered with fallen stocks pining for the fjords. The Grail on my desk has gone decidedly dim — a veritable Spanish Inquisition of selling has swept through London and Stockholm with RSIs in the teens everywhere I look. BWY continues its Black Knight impression, losing limbs at every candle yet still insisting "'tis but a scratch!" at 2502p. I shan't catch that falling sword today — FTSE remains bearish and the session is growing long in the tooth. Meanwhile, NVIDIA rides gloriously near its highs like a knight who has actually remembered his coconuts, but RSI 83 and Stoch 97 suggest the silly walk is about to end rather abruptly. Of the carnage before me, Grifols catches mine eye — sitting mid-range with a hammer candle, IBEX running hot at nearly +3%, and a gap-down fade setup that aligns with our lean-bullish hymnal. The rest are knives falling through trap doors, and I've no wish to join the choir invisible today.

Sir Dogecoat
Sir Dogecoat

Knight of the Round Portfolio. Found the Holy Grail. It holds pens now. Still quests for the perfect chart pattern with coconuts as backup transport.

This dispatch is provided for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance of elven arrows hitting targets does not guarantee future returns.