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Sir Dogecoat's Morning Quest - February 03

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A Most Noble Quest Through the Technical Battlefield

By my sword and the Holy Grail (which has just begun glowing rather enthusiastically), today's market presents a splendid array of setups worthy of our attention! With European indices marching upward like the Knights of the Round Table in formation, we must choose our battles wisely.

The Spanish Inquisition of Technical Analysis

Nobody expects the perfect confluence! Yet among these twenty brave knights, several have demonstrated the sort of technical prowess that would make even the Black Knight pause. Our chief weapons remain fear, surprise, RSI momentum, and an almost fanatical devotion to proper risk management.

LVMH (MC.PA) stands as our champion - a most elegant BUY setup with RSI climbing from deeply oversold territory at 30.3 whilst the Stochastic confirms with matching upward momentum. The MACD histogram shows positive divergence like a lovely shrubbery, and at 4.35:1 risk-reward, this trade has beautiful plumage indeed! Entry near €534 targets the pivot at €543 - textbook support-to-resistance arithmetic that even the Ministry of Silly Walks would approve.

Zalando (ZAL.DE) presents another compelling BUY, with RSI at a mere 17.6 and turning upward faster than Sir Robin fleeing the killer rabbit. The momentum confluence is spectacular, though volume remains disappointingly average - 'tis but a flesh wound to an otherwise magnificent setup.

On the darker side of our quest, ABN Amro (ABN.AS) offers a delicious SELL opportunity. With RSI at a lofty 78.3 and diving like a stone, accompanied by Stochastic capitulation, this setup screams "None shall pass!" to further upside. The 4.42:1 reward ratio makes it more tempting than the sirens of Castle Anthrax.

Aegon (AGN.AS) similarly demonstrates that beautiful plumage of overbought momentum turning south, though one must ask - is this stock merely stunned, or has it truly ceased to be? The magnificent 5.16:1 ratio suggests the latter.

Always remember, brave knights - even when facing the occasional loss, we must always look on the bright side of life!


Hour 11 Update

Hark! The noble Grail glows with moderate enthusiasm this hour as our French allies lead the charge - DAX and STOXX50 maintaining their three-day winning streak like proper knights templar! Meanwhile, our LVMH quest continues admirably whilst the Zalando campaign has concluded its service. The oversold territories of Capgemini and Dassault Systemes beckon like distant castles - their RSI levels more battered than the Black Knight, yet showing encouraging momentum slopes that suggest they're merely resting, not deceased!


Hour 12 Update

adjusts armor and peers at the glowing Grail on desk

Ah, what have we here at the noon hour! The markets march forward with all the determination of brave Sir Robin approaching the Bridge of Death - mostly confident but with the occasional strategic retreat. Our LVMH position holds steady like a knight defending Castle Anthrax, while the Grail glows with modest approval at these oversold bounces appearing across the realm.

These fresh setups remind me of the Knights Who Say "Ni" - they demand very specific conditions, and lo! DYVOX presents itself with a proper Engulfing pattern and momentum that's ceased to be sluggish. 'Tis no longer pining for the fjords, this Swedish beauty!


Hour 13 Update

Ah, blessed hour thirteen finds our portfolios in most peculiar circumstances! The Grail grows brighter as several oversold knights present themselves - SKF sporting an RSI of 23.3 that's steeper than the rabbit of Caerbannog's teeth, while Marks & Spencer sits at a positively wafer-thin RSI of 27 with lovely doji plumage. 'Tis but a scratch for these brave securities, I declare!

The Swedish bearing makers at SKF appear to have ceased being volatile and joined the oversold choir invisible, whilst our British retail champions show momentum slopes climbing faster than Sir Lancelot scaling Castle Anthrax's walls.


Hour 14 Update

Ah, the afternoon brings forth a most curious sight! The Holy Grail has begun to glow with a rather ominous crimson hue as our European markets engage in what can only be described as the Ministry of Silly Walks - some prancing upward like the DAX, others performing elaborate tumbles like the AEX. With momentum turning as fickle as a French taunter, these fresh sell setups have appeared just as nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition of market reversals!

The RSI readings on these noble steeds ALLEI, TWEKA, and MRK are practically doing the fish-slapping dance above 70, whilst their stochastic indicators have clearly joined the choir invisible. Tis but a scratch to add ALLEI to our watchlist, for when Swedish steel makers climb this high, they often find the bridge keeper asking difficult questions about velocity.


Hour 15 Update

Hark! Hour fifteen brings tidings most curious - whilst the broader realm suffers bearish afflictions, our Holy Grail doth emit a gentle glow at these oversold champions! H&M and Unicaja Bank present themselves like brave knights emerging from the mist, their RSI readings crying "we are not dead yet!" at levels below thirty. The momentum slopes turn upward like the silly walk of hope itself!

By my coconuts, these doji patterns suggest the market's violent fish-slapping dance may be ending for these noble steeds. Though the risk-reward calculations appear as mysterious as the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, the technical scripture speaks clearly of potential resurrection!


Hour 16 Update

Ah, the market continues its rather silly walk downward, but fear not! The Grail glows faintly upon seeing ELMOS and NVIDIA's oversold bounces - their RSI readings are more beaten down than the Black Knight after losing all his limbs. While the bearish tide flows like the killer rabbit's rampage, these semiconductor knights show lovely plumage in their hammer patterns, crying "I'm not dead yet!" from deeply oversold territory.


Quest Log

Updated: 16:05

Market: BEARISH | DAX -0.4% FTSE -0.6% | VSTOXX 19 (medium)

Scan Summary: 1398 symbols scanned - LONG: 322 oversold → 26 passed filters - SHORT: 108 overbought → 46 passed filters - 30 setups with R:R ≥ 1.5 sent to analysis

⚔️ Active Trades: - MC.PA (BUY) — R:R 4.35:1 - Entry: 534.16-534.70 | Stop: 532.36 | Target: 543.43 (Pivot) - Perfect oversold bounce - RSI 30.3 turning up, MACD positive, targeting pivot re - ZAL.DE (BUY) — R:R 3.88:1 - Entry: 23.45-23.47 | Stop: 23.38 | Target: 23.77 (VWAP) - Extreme oversold RSI 17.6 with momentum confirming turn, bullish DAX tailwind - ABN.AS (SELL) — R:R 4.42:1 - Entry: 32.03-32.05 | Stop: 32.03 | Target: 31.55 (ATR_0.75) - Overbought RSI 78.3 rolling over, Stoch confirming, excellent 4.42:1 R:R - CAP.PA (BUY) — R:R 3.25:1 - Entry: 128.78-128.93 | Stop: 128.16 | Target: 131.11 (VWAP) - RSI 19.1 with positive slope and bullish engulfing - 'tis but a flesh wound, rea - DSY.PA (BUY) — R:R 3.21:1 - Entry: 22.71-22.73 | Stop: 22.64 | Target: 22.98 (VWAP) - Oversold at RSI 23.6 with 2.2x volume surge and four doji patterns - this parrot - DYVOX.ST (BUY) — R:R 2.37:1 - Entry: 87.50-87.64 | Stop: 87.45 | Target: 88.47 (Pivot) - Proper Engulfing pattern with momentum awakening from the dead - RSI climbing fr - SKF-B.ST (BUY) — R:R 3.48:1 - Entry: 236.25-236.45 | Stop: 235.30 | Target: 240.01 (VWAP) - RSI 23.3 with rising momentum slopes - this Swedish stallion isn't dead, just pi - MKS.LO (BUY) — R:R 1.6:1 - Entry: 373.44-373.79 | Stop: 372.20 | Target: 380.54 (ATR_0.75) - RSI 27 with MACD turning positive and 4 doji patterns - beautiful plumage on thi - HM-B.ST (BUY) — R:R 3.07:1 - Entry: 175.10-175.24 | Stop: 174.54 | Target: 177.10 (Pivot) - RSI 27 with positive slope, stochastic oversold turning up - tis but a flesh wou - UNI.MA (BUY) — R:R 5.05:1 - Entry: 2.85-2.85 | Stop: 2.84 | Target: 2.90 (ATR_0.75) - Banking champion at RSI 30.5, MACD histogram climbing - this parrot may have cea

👁️ Watching: - AGN.AS (SELL) — R:R 5.16:1 - Outstanding 5.16:1 ratio but need volume confirmation above 1.5x average - AHT.LO (BUY) — R:R 0:1 - Ashtead shows RSI at 21.9 - more oversold than a parrot in a Norwegian pet shop. - ALLEI.ST (SELL) — R:R 0:1 - RSI at 80.1 with declining momentum - this Swedish steel maker has climbed too c

🚫 Passed Over (top by R:R): - ALFA.ST (BUY) — R:R 16.0:1, RSI 25, Vol 8,107,877 - HOFI.ST (BUY) — R:R 14.08:1, RSI 27, Vol 1,504,287 - VOD.LO (SELL) — R:R 11.69:1, RSI 79, Vol 154,190,503 - IFX.DE (BUY) — R:R 11.62:1, RSI 23, Vol 24,115,948 - AD.AS (SELL) — R:R 9.68:1, RSI 72, Vol 4,686,339 - ...and 24 more

Sir Dogecoat
Sir Dogecoat

Knight of the Round Portfolio. Found the Holy Grail. It holds pens now. Still quests for the perfect chart pattern with coconuts as backup transport.

This dispatch is provided for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance of elven arrows hitting targets does not guarantee future returns.